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SANTA IS GOING TO FED COURT. NEEDS LAWYER.

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Bawana, Apr 15, 2007.

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  1. Bawana

    Bawana TS Member

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    The NAACP is taking Santa to FED COURT for calling their women HO's. He is said to call each female he passes a HO three times each HO HO HO. Please send any funds to the north pole to help him with his legal fee's. If you all know any really good lawyers please send their name and phone number. He needs help right now. PLEASE HELP THE OLD MAN.
     
  2. gotbass

    gotbass Member

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    Why does he put his finger beside his nose before he goes up the chimmney?
     
  3. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    Watch out if you are a shooter who calls for targets a HO instead of a pullll.

    Don
     
  4. mrjim22

    mrjim22 Member

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    Santa is just the start...

    They have just raided the Disney studio's and arrested seven rather short men...
    As they were lead from the property you could still hear them Singing out

    Hi Ho, Hi Ho if is of to jail we go.....
     
  5. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I always thought he said "Owe, owe owe...Merry Christmas."

    I always have left him beer and nachos on the table at night. I think he likes it better than milk and cookies.
     
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