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Saint Nancy Pelosi ....

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Bob Schultz, Jul 20, 2010.

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  1. Bob Schultz

    Bob Schultz Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

    Jan 29, 1998
    Tuxedo NC

    On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington , D. C., an aide to House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.

    He told the Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.

    The Cardinal replied, "No. I don't really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic Church over certain of Pelosi's views."

    Pelosi's aide then said, "Look. I'll write a check here and now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."

    The Cardinal thought about it and said, "Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's sermon."

    As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.

    As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that Speaker Pelosi was present.

    The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation, "While Speaker Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman is not numbered among my personal favorite personages.

    Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church,
    and she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.

    Nancy Pelosi is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite, a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit.

    Nancy Pelosi is also a serial liar, a cheat, and a thief.

    I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.

    She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.

    She also has a reputation for shirking her Representative obligations both in Washington, and in California .

    The woman is simply not to be trusted."

    The Cardinal concluded, "But, when compared with Pres. Obama, House Speaker Pelosi is a saint."
  2. Clayshooter08

    Clayshooter08 Member

    Nov 26, 2008
    Asheville, NC.
    NOW THAT"S FUNNY...Thanks the priest for me!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!
  3. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Normally I would comment that clergy should stay out of politics!
  4. Auctioneer

    Auctioneer Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2009
    That is one smart priest. HA HA HA
  5. Clayshooter25

    Clayshooter25 Member

    Apr 17, 2009
    Westchester County, NY
    That's hysterical, but c'mon... is it real or just a story (I sure hope it's real!) I'm headed to DC next week. If it's true, I'm going to find the Cardinal and thank him personally.
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