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Robin William's Plan to Clean Up America

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bluzman98, Jul 18, 2007.

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  1. Bluzman98

    Bluzman98 Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    I got this in an email today and thought it was funny. If it has been posted on here before, I apologize.....but here it is:

    Subject: Robin Williams Plan - worth the read!!!

    The Plan!

    Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says "I love New York " in Arabic.

    You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
    Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN
    Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

    "I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here's one plan."

    1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
    Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole' boys", we
    will never "interfere" again.

    2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't
    want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
    sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.
    We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
    gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.
    They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

    4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
    unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be
    allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
    here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
    cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If
    they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

    6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
    This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
    require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou
    will have to cope for a while..

    7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
    their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go
    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling
    up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
    not "interfere" They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement
    or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given
    to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need
    the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
    good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

    10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can
    call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
    ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

    "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor,
    your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want
    a piece of me?' "

    If you agree with the above forward it to friends...If not, and I would be
    amazed, DELETE it!!
  2. BDodd

    BDodd TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Snopes can't attribute this good idea to Sir Robin....Bob Dodd
  3. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Green Bay Wisconsin
    I saw this a year ago, attrib to Mork.

  4. JB Logan Co. Ohio

    JB Logan Co. Ohio TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Who cares if it didn't come from whom it was attributed to. The sentiment rings clear, as Americans we're getting a bit tired of all the BS going on.

    JB=Jerry Beach 8503917
  5. bgf

    bgf Active Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Prescott Valley, Arizona
    Attribute it to me...I would love to have composed that list. Read the dang message without the "Snopes" BS. It rings loud and true.

  6. Bluzman98

    Bluzman98 Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    I don't know who created the list. As I said, I just received it in an email that was forwarded to me.

    But it did make me laugh...and I have to admit there is some merit to it.


    Jim Cruz
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