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Road Politics

Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by timb99, Apr 22, 2009.

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  1. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Beijing, China
    I was driving to Topeka the other day when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat.

    My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

    The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.

    He yelled out the window, "Need a lift?"

    "Yes, I sure do, thanks." I replied.

    "You a Republican or Democrat," asked the old man.

    "Republican," I replied.

    "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

    Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question.

    Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."

    The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

    I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

    The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

    "Democrat!" I shouted.

    "Hop in!" replied the blonde.

    Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car."

    She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked.

    "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody."

    You know you laughed.....
  2. Lead Man

    Lead Man TS Member

    Apr 29, 2008
    Now that's funny.
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