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Rich blonde with new Jaguar. Humor.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    Rich Blonde's New Jaguar





    Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a
    new automatic Jaguar XKR
    Sport. She drives the car
    perfectly well during the
    day, but at night, the car
    just won't move at all. After trying to drive the
    car at night for a week
    (but without any luck), she
    furiously calls the Jaguar
    dealer and they send out a
    technician to her.
    The technician examines the
    car and finds nothing wrong
    with it. So he turns to the
    blonde and asks: "Ma'am,
    are you sure you are using
    the right gears?"
    Full of anger, the blonde replies:
    "You fool, you idiot, how on earth
    you could ask such a question? I'm
    not stupid you know! Of course
    I am using the right gears; I use
    D during the day and N at night."
     
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    Good one Bulge. Glad your doing better. Charlie
     
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    I thank the both of you. Going to cardiac rehab kepp the prayers coming. Mike.
     
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    How about the time she is going down the freeway and someone she knows passes her so she puts it in R for race.
     
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    Might be a relative of the blonde who bought herself a nice, red '59 Cadillac convertible. Ran great at first, but then developed some hesitation and stumble. She stopped by the corner garage and explained her problem. The mechanic took the car around back and returned in few minutes with the Caddy purring like a kitten. "That's wonderful," said the blonde! Mechanic says, no real problem, just crap in the carburetor. The blonde then says, "Really? How often do I have to do that?"
     
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