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Resque Humor

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    A lady who had been married for several years
    was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.
    She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a lingerie shop.
    One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies, and a slinky negligee.
    She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on
    his chair arm.
    'Want some of this?' she purred.


    Are you kidding?' he replied.
    'Look what it did to your underwear!!'
     
  2. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    BRG, you better watch out with that one MIA is gonna get ya. Bulge
     
  3. Bruce Specht

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    LMAO that is good but beware the ever lurking moderators!
     
  4. JACK

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    Are you kidding? I no longer look at this stuff.
     
  5. bigbore613

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    Now thats funny . Jeff
     
  6. KEYBEAR

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    You can still look
     
  7. H82MIS

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    yea right!!!,,,the other day I got an e-mail from a "MOD." because I asked if your buut hurt yet because of the retard in the white house,,,,,BS,,BS,,AND MORE BS,,
     
  8. JACK

    JACK Well-Known Member Supporting Vendor

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    The only reason I looked was because I thought he meant "Rescue Humor". But I guess he meant "Risky Humor". That it is, Jose.
     
  9. BRGII

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    Actually I meant "risqué" which means bawdy, naughty, etc. Personally i believe that MIA wanted a little naughty humor. LOL BRGII
     
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