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Quote of the year winner!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Otter, Aug 3, 2007.

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  1. Otter

    Otter TS Member

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    Lady shooter at Montana State Shoot in July . . . temp 106 (in the shade) !

    " Women don't sweat . . . they glisten "

    Luxor
     
  2. Trap2

    Trap2 Well-Known Member

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    When I was in my late 20's and recently divorced, I got some good advice from an old man about my chasing around after the ladies. " A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey". That little quote kept me out of a lot of trouble in those days....... Dan Thome (Trap2)
     
  3. Jeff P

    Jeff P Well-Known Member

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    hmmmm.

    "Wise man say it nice for girl to meet boy in park. It better for boy to park meat in girl"

    That's a close second to Dan's...
     
  4. Jeff P

    Jeff P Well-Known Member

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    hmmmm.

    "Wise man say it nice for girl to meet boy in park. It better for boy to park meat in girl"

    That's a close second to Dan's...
     
  5. bill1949

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    "Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On The Way Out"...Bill
     
  6. ccw1911

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    "Its hard to kiss the lips at night that chewed your ass out all day long". Got the video somewhere.
     
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    A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul


    pretty well says it all, huh?
     
  8. drh08

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    my favorate is they don't even know what they don't know.
     
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    "Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya"
     
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    "The reason crime doesn't pay, is that when it does, it is called by a more respectable name."


    -don't remember who said it, but I tip my Pabst Blue Ribbon to 'em, who e'er he was...
     
  11. Porcupine

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    Beer is proof that God loves us, and wants us to be happy. - Ben Franklin
     
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    i am as happy as a jew in a junkyard. no disrespect made to any jewish folks, but i have 3 or 4 friends in the scrap car & metal business & they have all said this to me.. dwain
     
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    It's so nice out I think I'll leave it out. My dad - God rest him.
     
  14. TommyTEREX

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    Life is like a big s**t sandwich, the more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.

    Tom R.
     
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