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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by timb99, Feb 9, 2010.

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  1. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    A baby seal walks into a club...
     
  2. bigbore613

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    I thought it went they each started on an opposite end , and after a little while one asked how he was doing ,to which the reply , Im having a ball ! Slow down youre eating to damn fast! LOL
     
  3. Recoil Sissy

    Recoil Sissy Well-Known Member

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    bigbore613:

    You gave the end to, "Two cannibals were eating a missionary in the jungle. One started at the head, his friend started at the feet..."

    sissy
     
  4. 700X-user

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    How about the cannibal that passed his neighbor in the woods!

    Ed
     
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    How about the cannibal that arrived late to the party...all he got was the cold shoulder


    Pun, two thirds of a joke, PU
     
  6. BDodd

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    How 'bout the collector who found the most wonderful and ancient throne in Europe and had it delivered to his home in Texas. His home was unique in having glass panels surrounding the house. After searching for a month for the perfect spot to display the throne, he eventually stored it in the attic. Unfortunately, the weight of the throne caused a collapse of the home one day. The moral of that story is: People in glass houses should not stow thrones!

    Bob Dodd
     
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