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Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Charles.F.Phillips, Oct 25, 2009.

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  1. Charles.F.Phillips

    Charles.F.Phillips TS Member

    Oct 6, 2009
    John was in the fertilized egg business.

    He had several hundred young layers (hens), called pullets,<br />
    and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.

    He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the<br />
    soup pot and was replaced.

    This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and <br />
    attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different <br />
    tone, so he could tell from a distance, which rooster was <br />

    Now, he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency <br />
    report by just listening to the bells.

    John's favorite rooster, Hussein, was a very fine specimen, <br />
    but this morning he noticed Hussein's bell hadn't rung at all!

    When he went to investigate, he saw the other roosters were <br />
    busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets, <br />
    hearing the roosters coming, could run for cover.

    To John's amazement, Hussein had his bell in his beak, so it<br />
    couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and <br />
    walk on to the next one.

    John was so proud of Hussein, he entered him in the Renfrew<br />
    County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the<br />

    The result was the judges not only awarded Hussein the <br />
    No Bell Piece Prize but they also awarded him the<br />
    Pulletsurprise as well. Clearly Hussein was a politician<br />
    in the making.

    Who else but a politician could figure out how to win two<br />
    of the most highly coveted awards on our planet by being <br />
    the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them<br />
    when they weren't paying attention.

    Vote carefully, the bells are not always audible.
  2. leadspreader

    leadspreader TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    so true, so true LOL!!!!
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