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Puablo for President

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by puablo, Oct 8, 2008.

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  1. puablo

    puablo Well-Known Member

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    Well, after long deliberation, and much wrestlin' with mah thoughts, I've decided to throw my hat and any other thing I don't any longer find useful into the political ring!
    I was thinking about waiting til the election was over to do this, but it may be best now.
    You may be thinking who the heck does this guy think he is to do this, and especially on ts.com??? But believe me it doesn't take much to get the ball rollin'.
    Consider the options, I mean really...is this the best our country can do???
    So, without much consideration at all, I present my name for your representative for consideration or no consideration whatsoever.
    I will list some of my qualifications/or lack thereof in the following brief, and perhaps add some as we go along closer to the election...I mean after all, do you really take this election serious??? Since certain groups are sending impostures to the polls and flag poles to pretend to be something they aint.

    Well, so let me let it fly...

    My poolitical platfirm is really quite simple- tell the people whatever you think they might want to hear on any given day, and be sure to smile while you do so!

    So, here are some of my ideas and desqualifications, the main ones listed on this site are mainly for he-man and he-lady trapshooters:

    #1----Ammunition Rebates for everyone who votes for me

    #2----Tax breaks for every household that has a legal assault style rifle...
    because that will reduce spending on governmental protection, as I know
    I can count on you to protect your own property and defend our country
    if need be.

    #3----Chicken Salad Sandwitces for everyone who buys lifetime memberships in
    NRA

    #4----Guaranteed no ATA Season Changes , except for shooters living in Florida.
    those shooters will be required to move to Alaska for 8 months and shoot
    ATA targets in T-Shirts and polka-dot shorts.

    #5----ATA shooters voting for me will be given autographed pictures signed and
    kissed by Sarah Palin.

    #6----If you vote for me, we will change the shot size to # 2 X 7 (Duplex
    loads) for ATA shoots.

    #7----Major ATA Change if you vote for me---MULLIGANS---I would allow 1
    mulligan per every 10 shots.

    #8----Kinda forgot whatother reasons I have, but what the hey, if the
    other candidates can do it, so can I...I'm sure if you hang on long
    enough, I could drum up (actually draw up a couple of others)

    Some of my Qualifications:

    I can sing really lousy! But I draw pretty good. I can shoot a gun
    faster than a speeding bullet! Who knows??? Give me a chance.

    LOL, Puablo
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Can I be your VP you've got my vote.
     
  3. puablo

    puablo Well-Known Member

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    Bruce, I will definitely keep you in high consideration...don't forget I must bite or is that vent all VP possibles. Thanks, puablo
     
  4. mette56

    mette56 Well-Known Member

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    Puablo,

    I got most of what you said but the LOL part???

    With qualifications and a platform like you have...

    You've got my vote!

    milt
     
  5. gotbass

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    vet vet, you ARE GOING TO VET THEM. That does not mean that you are going to the vet with your dog and if you were to vent them they would be able to let more air in or out. I love this site.
     
  6. puablo

    puablo Well-Known Member

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    OOOOH, Yeah, thanks, Gotbass...another idear I got waz to install free oxygen tanks to all vehicles, so you have at your every-minute disposal free air to inflate them tires to give you much better gas performance...
    As for me, I'll just stick to baked beans! puablo
     
  7. foghorn220

    foghorn220 Active Member

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    puablo:



    Ok I didn't like the number 3 Ideal at all so I think im going to run against you see my video in the link above be sure to click the Election 2008 screen to see my video.


    Also I will come up with a few surprises during my term for the Democrat's as in the video below.


    <embed width="448" height="361" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://i29.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid29.photobucket.com/albums/c265/gdarnell/video/The_Mother_Of_All_Pranks.flv">

    Foghorn leghorn!!!!
     
  8. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Are your teeth sharp?
     
  9. puablo

    puablo Well-Known Member

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    I don't know Bruce...ole Foggy has laid down the challenge, an I aint sure if I'm up to it. Makes my brain burn to come up with all these typical fibs that these politicians come up with, course I could be persuaded with a few flats of Rem. nitro ammo...I mean after all I'm not askin for a house or nothin' like some of our other candidates.
    I might just have to go back to the drawing board...puablo
     
  10. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    you gotta go for it, promise everyone 5 25 straights every year for starters
     
  11. puablo

    puablo Well-Known Member

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    maybe...let me regroup
     
  12. puablo

    puablo Well-Known Member

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    I have more add-ons to my campain exposition:

    More Reasons to vote for ole Puablo:

    #9---Shooting Rebates will be given to all shooters that resemble Sarah
    Palin

    #10--There will be a 10%surcharge tax leveled on all shooters that call
    "PUUULLLL" so freakin loud that they set off the trap machines at a field
    a mile away!

    #11--Free snowmobile boots for all the marshmellows that don't wanna shoot
    ATA targets in 40 degree bluebird weather.

    #12--A vote for me means that when I am in the Whitehouser, and you call me at 3
    o'clock in the morning and tell me that there's a problem, I will tell you
    "Don't call me, I'll call you...which is probably what most of them guys is
    gonna say anyhow.

    #13--Check back in in a couple o days, I'll see if I can come up with a few
    more ideas. Man, this is harder to do than I thought...I may just have to
    stick to something I really don't know anything... about like drawin.
    Foggy help me out!
     
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