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Post Turtle

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Hivoltfl, Jan 29, 2010.

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  1. Hivoltfl

    Hivoltfl Member

    Jul 8, 2008
    north Florida
    While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand
    was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a
    conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama
    as our president.

    The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is like a 'Post Turtle'.''
    Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
    was ?

    The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
    come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post

    The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
    continued to explain... You know he didn't get up there by himself, he
    doesn't belong up there, and he doesn't know what to do while he's up
    there, so you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to
    begin with."

    that my friends is a POST TURTLE

  2. Shell Shucker

    Shell Shucker TS Member

    Apr 29, 2009

    That's exactly the the name we gave to our new Fire Chief when he was
    made a couple of months back. The name fits the goof to a tee.

    Thank F*#K I retire in May!

    Oh yeah, we also call the new Deputy Chief the Sock Puppet!

    Happy Blastin'

  3. Turtle29728

    Turtle29728 TS Member

    Jul 22, 2008
    Absolutely not related to me at all. HaHa--Turtle29728
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