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Pope visits Alaska

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by George Steffes, May 28, 2009.

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  1. George Steffes

    George Steffes TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska
    for some sight seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
    Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

    A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and a
    "To hell with Bush" T-Shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, and
    thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.

    As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
    One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
    up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
    Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
    them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
    the injured Democrat in the back seat.

    As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
    my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
    bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
    activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

    As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies, "Who was that

    "It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and
    has access to all wisdom."

    "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't
    know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we
    need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?"
  2. dave-320c

    dave-320c Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2007
    old yoke, but oh so goood!!!!
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