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POOR EYESIGHT (JOKE)

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  1. hitpair

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    Arthur is 90 years old. He's shot trap every day since his

    retirement 25 years ago.



    One day he arrives home looking downcast.



    "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up trap. My

    eyesight has gotten so bad that once I've shot, I

    can't whether ive hit the target."



    His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit

    down, she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you and

    give it one more try."



    "That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother's a hundred

    and three. He can't help."



    "He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his

    eyesight is perfect."



    So the next day, Arthur heads off to the trap club with

    his brother-in-law. He mounts his gun, calls for the target, and

    squints over the trap house and fires.



    He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the target?"



    "Of course I did!" replies the brother-in-law. "I have

    perfect eyesight."



    "Did it break?" asks Arthur.



    "I don't remember."
     
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