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Poopy proverbs

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Tron, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. Tron

    Tron Supporting Vendor Supporting Vendor

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    If you are a Mechanic, then you should appreciate: "Where there's a will, there's a relative". Cousins cousins will seek you out from all sides.

    Jb
     
  2. Bernie K

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    It's not if you win or loose, but where you place the blame.
     
  3. DTrykow

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    Early to bed, Early to rise, Fish all Day, Make up lies. Dave T.
     
  4. R.Kipling

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    ‘This week a doctor with a flashlight will show us where government statistics and predictions come from’
     
  5. 2500 HD

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    My brother is dating a butter face..... Everything looks good but her face!!!!!!
     
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    Any day above ground, is a good day!
     
  7. Recoil Sissy

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    You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Al Capone
     
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    A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.


    Red meat is NOT bad for you. Fuzzy green meat IS bad for you.


    Corduroy pillows are making headlines.


    I have kleptomania, but when it gets real bad, I take something for it.


    Follow your dreams...except that one where you are naked in Church.
     
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    Live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.

    GneJ
     
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    Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
     
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    When you're leadin' the herd, you might want to take a look behind you now and then to make sure it's still there.
     
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    I think somebody just crapped my pants ....
     
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    Man with hands in pockets "feel Cocky"
     
  14. VAMiket

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    Wives give women a bad name.
     
  15. 2500 HD

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    Confusious says "Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew!!"
     
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    We are born naked, wet and hungry.
    Then things get worse.

    never squat with your spurs on.

    If you get to figgerin' you're a person of some importance, try orderin' someone else's dog around.
     
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    If guns kill people then pencils misspell words, cars make people drive drunk, and spoons made Rosie O'Donnell FAT!!!!!!
     
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    The harder I work, the luckier I get!
     
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    Don't argue with your wife....dicker.

    Close enough for government work.

    Hold my beer and watch this!

    If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    IF. If your aunt would have had balls, she would have been your uncle!

    Piss in your boot and swim back.

    Wish in one hand and crap in the other. See which one fills up first.

    Run around the house a half-dozen times. You'll forget about that skinned knee.

    If you don't stop, you'll go blind!
     
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    There are old pilots and bold pilots but there are not old bold pilots.
     
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