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Poof the Light Goes On

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by BRGII, Apr 27, 2009.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

    Feb 26, 2008
    An 89?year?old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, "George, everything looks great.

    How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"

    George replies, "God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof, the light goes on. When I'm done, poof, the light goes off".

    "Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.

    A little later in the day, the doctor calls George's wife. "Ethel," he says, "George is doing fine! But I had to call you because I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when he's done poof the light goes off?

    "Oh my God!" Ethel exclaims. "He's peeing in the refrigerator again!"
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