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Political Correctness !!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by glenn mcleod, Aug 8, 2013.

  1. glenn mcleod

    glenn mcleod Member

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    Political Correctness ia a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rapidly promoted by the mainstream media, which holds that it is entirely possible to pick up a piece of shit by the clean end. "winning entry in a contest at Griffiths Univ. in Australia.
     
  2. CharlieAMA

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    Good post.
     
  3. rpeerless

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  4. PatMiles

    PatMiles Well-Known Member

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    By far the most accurate definition of political correctness I have EVER heard!

    Pat
     
  5. timberfaller

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  6. Catpower

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    He nailed it on the head
     
  7. slic lee

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    The laugh of the day,THANK YOU- LEE
     
  8. TF

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    Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as
    'HILLBILLIES.'
    You must now refer to them as
    APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


    Politically correct when speaking about a woman:

    1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a
    BREASTED AMERICAN. '

    2. She is not 'EASY' - She is
    'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'

    3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a
    'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'

    4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a
    'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'

    5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes
    ' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'

    6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ' LOW COST PROVIDER.'

    When speaking about men:

    1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'

    2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is
    ' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'

    3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'

    4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in
    'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'

    5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'
    (Loved this one!)

    6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.'
     
  9. Bluedotman

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    Good One TF, ROTFLMAO.
     
  10. NMULTRARUNNER55

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    Never knew Obama had a clean end.

    Steve Nunley

    Albuquerque, NM
     
  11. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    Dogs are CANINE-AMERICANS.

    Fat gals are WOMEN OF SIZE (I actually saw that term used by liberals).