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Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by Bushmaster1313, Mar 30, 2011.

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  1. Bushmaster1313

    Bushmaster1313 Well-Known Member

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    "Where did you get that cool hat?"

    "I also don't let the American oil companies drill for oil in my country"

    "Those bombs falling all over your country: It's Bush's fault"

    "I only bow to the Saudi's and the Chinese"

    "Michelle says I look terrible in a kaftan"

    "What me worry?"

    "I hear Tripoli is nice in the Spring"

    "Would you like to buy a Chevy Volt?"

    "Could Michelle and I come over sometime and visit with you and the Mrs.?"

    "If you weren't so short people would take you more seriously"

    "Have you ever read: 'How To Win Friends and Influence People?'"

    "Maybe Nancy could recommend a good plastic surgeon"

    "John Kerry should be coming to Libya any day now"

    "Did I tell you that I have known Islam on three continents?"

    "Louis Farrakan wants to know if he's still one of your peeps"

    "Reverand Wright told me to say 'Hi'"

    "I hope you are not one of those bitter people clinging to your guns and your religion"

    "If Hillary was President you would really be in trouble"

    "If you promise to vote Democrat I'll call back my army"

    "Would you like to come to a Beer Summit?"

    "You're not one of those Birthers, are you?

    "Did you hear the one about the President who bombed the crap out of a North African despot?"

    "I don't know all the facts but I'm sure you acted stupidly"

    "Do you have socialized medicine in Libya also?"

    "You have nothing to fear, I could never get Congress to approve another war"
     
  2. Bushmaster1313

    Bushmaster1313 Well-Known Member

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    "I'd watch out. Hosni was an ally and you saw how we treated him."

    "Cairo was a great gig. Maybe I could give a speech in Tripoli."

    "Think: Marine Anthem, second stanza."

    "Joe Biden really is that dumb."
     
  3. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    "WOW! We both use the "dead fish" handshake."

    "Got time for 9 holes?"
     
  4. noknock1

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    "I am sorry for your rebel uprising and am sorry that the USA is bombing your govt. forces."

    "Don't be sorry my friend, you have your own problems that are much worse, like intelligent, informed, tea party, voters Hell bound on protecting your constitution."


    "This is true. Do you believe the UN would authorize airstrikes on tea party ralleys?" followed by akward laughs....
     
  5. birdogs

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    "We'll stop bombing if you'll stop pumping oil."

    "I like the "wrapped in rags" look."

    "The church ladies in Chicago asked me to find out who makes your hats."
     
  6. Bushmaster1313

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    "Hillary had a question: 'When Sharia comes to the United States will the women in the Administration who have more gonads than the President be required to wear Burkas?'"

    "Your right, Muamar. Nancy Pelosi would look MUCH better in a Burka."

    "Barney Frank asked if his Burka could be pink."

    "Gee, you like Snooky too!"

    "Bill Clinton had some real good advice. He said 'Make sure your interns send their blue Burkas to the dry cleaners on the way home from the palace.'"

    "Whenever I bring up to Michelle that Muslim men are allowed more than one wife she gets real upset and makes me sleep in the Lincoln Bedroom."

    "You think you have problems. I have to deal with the Constitution, the Tea Party and Rush Limbaugh thinks I'm a boob."
     
  7. Bushmaster1313

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    "The American Cancer Society was hoping you could send a Libyan oncologist to their next annual meeting to give a presentation on state of the art treatment for terminal prostate cancer patients with less than a few months to live."
     
  8. birddogs46

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    don't worry, i am no ron reagan and i won't bomb your tent....
     
  9. Setterman

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    I'd bow, but I caught hell for it last time.
     
  10. W.P.T.

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    What up Bro ..?

    Wish I had more time to chat but was just leaving for a vacation again, make yourself at home while I'm gone ...

    Hey MK, you can run for Vice President with me in 2012 ...
     
  11. Danny56

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    Obama. "How did you get in my closet"?
     
  12. wireguy

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    Is it part of your culture to wear a Christmas candy tin on your head?
     
  13. Hawk46

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    "I appreciate your generous contribution to my campaign fund. I assure you that you'll remain in power when we pull out in a few days. I'll send Michelle up to your room in about an hour. Gotta get me some of those cool pimp threads bro!"

    "American Radical Islam sends their best wishes. They love us."

    "About those good lookin' bodyguard bitches you use... Any chance..."
     
  14. recurvyarcher

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    "Cut holes in your holi around the A$$ area, and you will give Prince a run for his money!"


    "What do you mean...$500 per hour?!!! Just because you're wearing a suit?"


    "I hear that the Replicans are disappointed at the size of your Package."


    "Do you throw like a girl, too?"


    "You were able to secure at least one teleprompter, weren't you?"


    "Does Hope-nosis work on you, too?"
     
  15. krieghoffkrusher

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    Say hi to Dad for me
     
  16. recurvyarcher

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    "I just want to remind you that if you delete cookies and refresh your computer screen, you can vote for me over and over in the online polls."


    "You can save a lot of money by switching to Geico."


    "Does the carpet match the drapes?"
     
  17. WS-1

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    Moe, I'm glad you could make it. Is Shemp here yet?
     
  18. Duck Head

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    Moe to Barach, Bar,I'm your father.
    Bar to Moe, You could have called me Sue and I'd be tougher!
     
  19. RobertT

    RobertT Well-Known Member

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    Allahu Akbar, second verse.

    Robert
     
  20. WarEagle2017

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    Thanks for not telling everyone that I was born here in libia, DAD !
     
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