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Pinocchio, Superman, Snow White and Nancy Pelosi

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Barrelbulge(Fl), Jul 26, 2010.

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  1. Barrelbulge(Fl)

    Barrelbulge(Fl) Banned User Banned TS Supporters

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    Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a little stroll
    in town one afternoon enjoying the sunshine. As they walked,
    they come across a sign that read, "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
    "I am entering!" said Snow White.
    After half an hour, she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how'd ya do?"
    "I won First Place !," said Snow White.
    They continue walking and they see another sign. It says,
    "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
    "I'm entering," says Superman.
    After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
    "I won First Place, too," answers Superman.. "Did you ever have a doubt?"
    They continue walking when they see a third sign that says, "Contest!
    Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
    Pinocchio quickly enters the contest. After half an hour, he
    returns with tears in his eyes. "What happened?" they asked.


    "Who the hell is Nancy Pelosi?" asked Pinocchio.
     
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    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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