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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Jerbear, Feb 24, 2008.

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  1. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

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    <a href="http://s35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Jerbear1098/Political/?action=view&current=Hillary5.jpg" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>

    1. 'Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded
    gun in my mouth? Why God, Why?'

    2. 'Holy crap, look at that rear end. Somewhere, a semi-truck
    is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

    3. 'Somewhere, there's two girls naked in a hot tub
    and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

    4. 'Sheesh, Rush is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Ratchett!

    5. 'My God, does that woman never shut up?'


    Take your pick or make your own up.

    Jerbear
     
  2. pendennis

    pendennis Well-Known Member

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    And I gave up cigars and interns for this!

    Best.
    Dennis
     
  3. nipper

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    I bid 1,000,000 on the drug store

    Bill
     
  4. sako2115

    sako2115 TS Member

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    What fantasy can I use if she wants it???
     
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    ljutic73 Well-Known Member

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    Gawd, but her a$$ is getting huge!!!
     
  6. gotbass

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    I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

    Maybe I should have taken Obama up on that coke and tickle when he was offering. We'd be married in Boston by now.
     
  7. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

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    Man, if somebody says "Haul Azz" she'll have to make 2 trips,
     
  8. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    "Maybe if she got a really dark tan we could win back the black vote."
     
  9. Toddy

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    "Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes"

    Oh you meant for Hillary -- no boobs

    Reg. T.
     
  10. crusha

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    Those guys friggin' ASKED me, "Bill, we'll do two for the price of one...put her in the car seat next to Vince Foster with 67 bullets in her head, make it look like an affair/murder/suicide..."...


    But did I listen? Nooooooo.........
     
  11. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    "First Husband". Do you know how many Saturday Night Live skits they're gunna make about me?
     
  12. W.P.T.

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    What was I thinking when I did that ..?

    All that meat and no potatoes ..!

    You keep talking and you will lose for sure ..!

    Her mouth is moving, she must be lieing, again ...

    WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  13. porky

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    "I'll promise you idiots everything and when I become President, I'm going to do things my way. I'll devorce Bill and marry my longtime companion Hilda and move her into the White House. Then I'll get back at everybody for being so mean to me all these years. They'll remember me forever as a woman of change to the things the way I see them. To hell with everyone else. They're stupid uneducated people. You wait and see, I'll show them. I'll be untouchable and no one will be able to stop me. I'll own Congress and the Supreme Court."
     
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    "I've got to go home with that..."
     
  15. jackmitch

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    wow her butts bigger than mine. wish i hadn't done all that acid in college cause i thought she looked good til i quit halucinating.
     
  16. bigbore613

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    Can I get her in the car with Ted Kennedy ?? Jeff
     
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    "Oh God, just take me now. I don't want to see that naked ever again"
     
  18. recurvyarcher

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    "How many more bull droppings am I going to have to witness here?"
     
  19. Bruce Specht

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    Monica can you hurry over with a cigar??
     
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    "Oh, I miss Buddy, my Chocholate Lab".

    "Takes two to hug her and a tank to lug her.

    "She is SO dumb, she really believes that this country will elect a woman as President."
     
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