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Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Ahab, Aug 16, 2013.

  1. Ahab

    Ahab Well-Known Member

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    The Origin of the White Wedding Dress '


    IT TOOK A VERY BRAVE MAN TO WRITE THIS....

    IT TAKES AN EVEN BRAVER PERSON TO FORWARD IT....!!

    A son asked his mother the following question:

    ' Mom, why are wedding dresses white? ' The mother looks at her son and replies:

    ' Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

    The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

    'Dad why are wedding dresses white? '

    The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

    'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

    The husband is still in intensive care and the prognosis is not good!!!
     
  2. CharlieAMA

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    That is funny. LOL.
     
  3. Rebel Sympathy

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  4. Jim Porter

    Jim Porter Well-Known Member

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    I had a FORMAL Alabama wedding---
    Paw in Law held a WHITE shotgun!!!
    45 years ago; beginning to look loike it migh work out!
     
  5. CharlieAMA

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    32 years ago, My wife and I got married, in Judge Roy Byrds courtroom in Potter Co., Teaxs. Dec. 18, 1981 to be exact. During the ceremony, my wife looked at her Dad, and he responded-'Your going to marry the SOB'. I have been the SOB son in law ever since.
     
  6. slayer

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    Charlie...too funny! thanks for the morning chuckle. Bill