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Phriday Phunny - Being 6 Again

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  1. pdq

    pdq Member

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    To Be 6 Again...


    A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking
    at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what
    she'd like to have for her birthday.

    'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

    On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of
    Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put
    her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the
    Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.

    Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was
    reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's
    where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

    Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy,
    M&M's. What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
    exhausted.

    He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what
    was it like being six again?'

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

    'I meant my dress size, you retard!!!!'

    The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
    get it wrong.
     
  2. Ljutic111

    Ljutic111 TS Member

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    Mine wants to be 14 again !!!!
     
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