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Peaches

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  1. WS-1

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    An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

    When she went before the judge he asked her, "What did you steal?"

    "A can of peaches," she replied.

    "Why did you steal the peaches," the Judge asked.

    "I was hungry," answered the woman.

    The Judge then asked the woman how many peaches there were in the can.

    "6," she said.

    The Judge said, "Then I will sentence you to 6 days in jail."

    Before the Judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up. "May I approach the bench."

    "What is it?" asked the Judge.

    And the husband responded, "She stole a can of peas, too."
     
  2. Straight50

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    Good one! lol!
     
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