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Patriotic Americans Only!!!!

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by waterhouselake, Dec 13, 2008.

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  1. waterhouselake

    waterhouselake TS Member

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    As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti terrorist effort.All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. God bless America!
     
  2. Dick The Shooter

    Dick The Shooter Member

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    But you have not seen the women in my neighborhood ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    lmao

    Dick The Shooter
     
  3. smsnyder

    smsnyder Well-Known Member

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    Pictures, please. lol
     
  4. TommyTEREX

    TommyTEREX Member

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    Please, please, not my next door neighbor, that sight could cause blindness, and hopefully death!

    JMO Tom R.
     
  5. dkdevries

    dkdevries TS Member

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    It's a little cold for that around here right now. How about next summer?

    Doug DeVries
     
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