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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BRGII, Sep 30, 2008.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    Will I Live to see 80?



    Here's something to think about.








    I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age.


    A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'


    He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

    'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

    Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

    I said, 'No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

    Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?

    'No, I don't,' I said.

    He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

    'No,' I replied.

    He looked at me and said,....

    'Then, why do you even give a crap?'
     
  2. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    You forgot to mention the rich and tasty desserts. It's a good one thought LOL. Break-em all. Jeff
     
  3. flylta

    flylta TS Member

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    Good One
     
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