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OT Tuesday Humor

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BRGII, Sep 9, 2008.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven.
    At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter.
    He says, 'Sisters, you all led such exemplary
    lives that the Lord is granting you six months
    to go back to earth and be anyone you wish
    to be.

    The first nun says, 'I want to be Sophia Loren;'

    And *poof* she's gone.

    The second says, 'I want to be Madonna
    and *poof* she's gone.

    The third says, 'I want to be Sara Pipalini..'

    St. Peter looks perplexed. 'Who?' he asked?
    'Sara Pipalini,' replies the nun.

    St. Peter shakes his head and says, 'I'm sorry,
    but that name just doesn't ring a bell.'

    The nun then takes a newspaper out of her
    habit and hands it to St. Peter

    St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing.
    He hands it back to her and says.

    'No sister, the paper says it was the
    'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by
    1,400 men in 6 months.'

    If you laugh, you too are going straight to hell!
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    Packing my bags for the trip LMAO
     
  3. Porcupine

    Porcupine Active Member

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    Sara Pipeline has an older sister named Virginia .....
     
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