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OT/ This stuff in our country must STOP!

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  1. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    <p class=MsoNormal style='margin-bottom:12.0pt'><i><span style='font-size:
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    OF STUFF HAS GOT TO STOP IN OUR COUNTRY! </span></i>
    <span
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    </span><span style='font-size:36.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
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    </span><span style='font-size:24.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
    Arial;color:red'>We Must Stop This Immediately!</span>
    <span
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    color:red'> <br>
    </span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
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    Arial;color:red'>steeper</span></i>
    <i><span style='font-size:13.5pt;
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    <span style='font-size:18.0pt;
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    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> Groceries are </span><span class=GramE><i><span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:red'>heavier</span></i>
    <span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:
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    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> And, everything is </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
    font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>farther</span></i>
    <span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was
    dumbfounded to discover how </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
    font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>long</span></i>
    <span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> our street has become! This extension work was apparently
    done at <span class=GramE>night !!</span> Very sneaky stuff<span
    class=GramE>..</span> <br>
    <br>
    And, you know, people are less considerate now,
    especially the youngsters. They speak in </span><i><span style='font-size:
    18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>whispers</span></i>
    <span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> all the time! If you ask them to speak up they just keep
    repeating themselves, endlessly mouthing the same </span><i><span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:red'>silent message</span></i>
    <span style='font-size:18.0pt;
    font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> until they<st1:personName
    w:st="on">'</st1:personName>re red in the face! What do they think I <span
    class=GramE>am,</span> a lip reader?</span><span style='font-family:Verdana;
    mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'> <br>
    <br>
    </span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
    font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'>I also think they
    are much younger than I was at the same age. On the other hand, people my own
    age are so much </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
    mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>older</span></i>
    <span
    style='font-family:Arial;color:black'> </span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;
    font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'>than I am. I ran
    into an old friend the other day, and she has aged so much that she </span><i><span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:red'>didn<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>t even recognize</span></i>
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    <span style='font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
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    mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'><br>
    <br>
    I got to thinking about the poor dear while
    I was combing my hair this morning, and in doing so, I glanced at my own
    reflection ........Well, REALLY NOW- </span><i><span style='font-size:
    18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>even mirrors</span></i>
    <span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> <span style='FONT-: 18pt'>are not made the way they used to be!
    <br>
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    </span><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
    Arial;color:#010101'> Another thing, everyone drives so</span><span
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    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
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    the freeway in front of them<span class=GramE>..</span> All I can say is<span
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    them </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:
    Arial;color:red'>screech and swerve</span></i>
    <span style='font-size:10.0pt;
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    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'>in my rear view mirror.<br>
    <br>
    Clothing manufacturers are </span><i><span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:red'>less civilized</span></i>
    <span style='font-size:18.0pt;
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    Why else would they suddenly start labeling a size 32 pair of pants a 42,
    or medium shirt as <st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>extra large?
    Do they think no one notices that these things no longer fit around the
    waist, hips, thighs, and neck? <br>
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    The people who make </span><i><span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:red'>bathroom scales </span></i>
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    font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:#010101'><SP style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt; COLOR: #010101; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana" AN>are
    pulling the same prank, but in reverse. Do they think I actually
    "believe" the number I see on that dial? <span class=GramE>Heck
    !</span> I would never let myself weigh that much! Just who do
    these people think they<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>re fooling? <br>
    <br>
    I<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>d
    like to call up someone in authority to report what<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>s
    going on -- but the </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:
    Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>telephone company</span></i>
    <span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> is in on the conspiracy too: they<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>ve
    printed the phone books in such </span><span style='font-size:7.5pt;
    font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>small</span>
    <span
    style='font-size:7.5pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:red'> </span><span style='font-size:7.5pt;font-family:Verdana;
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    <span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> that no one could ever find a number in there! <br>
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    along this warning: </span><i><span style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;
    mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;color:red'>We are under attack!</span></i><span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:#010101'> Unless something drastic happens, pretty soon everyone
    will have to suffer these awful indignities. </span><span
    style='font-size:18.0pt;font-family:Verdana;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;
    color:red'> PLEASE PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW AS SOON AS POSSIBLE SO WE
    CAN GET THIS CONSPIRACY STOPPED! <br>
    <br>
    PS: I am sending this to you in a <i>larger
    font size</i>, because something has caused my computer<st1:personName w:st="on">'</st1:personName>s
    regular fonts to be smaller than they once were. (They must be sneaking
    to my house and messing around with my computer. Probably CIA<span
    class=GramE>....!!!)</span> Pretty scary stuff huh? </span><span
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  2. buzzgun

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    Curvy,

    Bet you sucked in a lot of immigration-bitching old white men with that title!
     
  3. Jack Burch

    Jack Burch TS Member

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    Curvy,

    I must add that someone is sneaking into my house at night and surgically shortening my arms as I cannot get things I read at the proper distance anymore. I talked to my optometrist the other day and he confirmed it by telling me that I now have the "Short Arm Disease". Wait a minute, maybe he is involved so he can sell me a pair of glasses.

    Now I'm really upset!!!!!

    P.S. Did you hear that White Flyer no longer makes any targets other than the 60mm Mini?
     
  4. bigclown

    bigclown TS Member

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    "Since I turned 40 (27 years ago) I spend half my time going to the bathroom and the other half trying to remember people's names...." Anonymous
     
  5. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

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    Somebody has been sneaking into my house at night and shortening something else....... oh sorry... it's cold outside.


    ha ha Jerbear
     
  6. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    Good one, Devi! How true it is!

    Hauxfan!
     
  7. jimbob

    jimbob TS Member

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    Now that there's funny, I don't care who you are! Good one.
     
  8. Wayne In ny

    Wayne In ny TS Member

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    Here is some more great wisdom.
     
  9. thedemoguy

    thedemoguy TS Member

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    It's Georgy's fault.....
     
  10. Hap MecTweaks

    Hap MecTweaks Well-Known Member

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    To think I was alone with those thoughts too? I like good company! :) Hap
     
  11. drunk_again

    drunk_again TS Member

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    funny she didnt mention anything about gravity. all old women xperience gravity.
     
  12. BDodd

    BDodd TS Member

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    Definitely a Right Wing Conspiracy....Bob Dodd
     
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