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OT: Testing Errors

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by andybull, Sep 17, 2009.

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  1. andybull

    andybull Well-Known Member

    Sep 25, 2008
    South Carolina
    The phone rings and the lady of the house answers,
    "Mrs. Sanders, please."
    "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at St. Agnes Laboratory. When your
    husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from
    another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one
    belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."
    "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
    "Well, one one the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the
    other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."
    "That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
    "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these
    expensive tests just one time."
    "Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
    "The folks at Obama health care recommend that you drop your husband off
    somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
    with him."
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