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Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by FarmerD, Mar 25, 2007.

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  1. FarmerD

    FarmerD TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.

    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

    The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    Have you any grounds?

    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

    It made of concrete.

    I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge ?

    No, we have a carport, and not need one.

    I mean, what are your relations like?

    All my relations still in Poland.

    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

    Does your wife beat you up?

    No, I always up before her.

    Is your wife a nagger?

    No, she white.

    Why do you want this divorce?

    She is going to kill me.

    What makes you think that?

    I got proof.

    What kind of proof?

    She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it says:

    "Polish Remover"
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