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OT real men vs girlie men which are you

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by schutzemgud, Oct 19, 2010.

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  1. schutzemgud

    schutzemgud TS Member

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    Subject: Some History





    For those that don't know about history ... Here is a condensed version:

    Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

    The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity in to two distinct subgroups:


    1 . Liberals, and
    2. Conservatives.

    Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans we re sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.


    Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement...

    Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.


    Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.


    Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.

    Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, d reamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.


    Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Coors. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

    Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.


    Here ends today's lesson in world history:

    It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it.

    A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.


    And there you have it, period. Let your next action reveal your true self, I'm going to have another beer.

    Mike Sudz
     
  2. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    Hay Mike, toss me one of them buds will you. LOL. Break-em all. Jeff
     
  3. schutzemgud

    schutzemgud TS Member

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    One Bud on the way Jeff. That sounds like such a good idea.

    A man has to believe in something........I believe I'll have another beer too.
     
  4. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    Ata-boy!!! Hic!. Break-em all. Jeff
     
  5. PerazziBigBore

    PerazziBigBore TS Member

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    That's my story and I'm sticking to it.. BTW.. you left out the grappa....All Good.. Mike
     
  6. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    I like Guinness. Its imported from Europe.
     
  7. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, I think Budweiser is owned by InBev, a Belgian outfit.
     
  8. Texas Yankee

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    How about a Miller Lite.
     
  9. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    From Wikipedia:

    Miller is owned by SABMiller plc, a global brewing and bottling company headquartered in London, United Kingdom.
     
  10. setool

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    When the hunt is through, This Bud's for....."ME" !!!!!

    Mark Schneider
     
  11. wolfram

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    Hard to beat a Guiness on tap ..... deceptively smooth. Needs a real Irish bar keep that knows how to pour the stuff.
     
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