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OT. Parrot Joke

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  1. RobertT

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    Dead Parrot-being a gun lover




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    At dawn the telephone rings, "Hello, Senor Jack? This is Ernesto, the
    caretaker at your country house."
    *
    "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?"
    *
    "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Jack, that your parrot, he is
    dead."
    *
    "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?"
    *
    "Si, Senor, that's the one."
    *
    "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird.
    What did he die from?"
    *
    "From eating the rotten meat, Senor Jack."
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    "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?"
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    "Nobody, Senor. He ate the meat of the dead horse."
    *
    "Dead horse? What dead horse?"
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    "The thoroughbred, Senor Jack."
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    "My prize thoroughbred is dead?"
    *
    "Yes, Senor Jack, he died from all that work pulling the water cart."
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    "Are you insane? What water cart?"
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    "The one we used to put out the fire, Senor."
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    "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?"
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    "The one at your house, Senor! A candle fell and the curtains caught
    on fire."
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    "What the hell? Are you saying that my mansion is destroyed because
    of a candle?!"
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    "Yes, Senor Jack."
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    "But there's electricity at the house! What was the candle for?"
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    "For the funeral, Senor Jack."
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    "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL??!!"
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    "Your wife's, Senor Jack. She showed up very late one night and I
    thought she was a thief, so I shot her with your new Kreighoff Limited
    Edition Custom Gold Engraved Trap Special with the custom Wenig
    Exhibition Grade Stock Shotgun. "
    *
    SILENCE........... LONG SILENCE.........VERY LONG SILENCE..............
    *
    "Ernesto, if you scratched that shotgun, you're in deep shit."
     
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