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OT-Only in America

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Doubles Shooter, Dec 17, 2007.

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  1. Doubles Shooter

    Doubles Shooter Member

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    I found this on another web site. It may or may not have been posted before. Cute.

    Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

    Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

    Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

    Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

    Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


    EVER WONDER ....

    Why we park in a Driveway and Drive on a Parkway ?

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?

    Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

    Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

    Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, Then is Congress the opposite of progress?

    If flying is so safe, Then why do they call the airport the terminal?




    I hope that I've you smiled at least once.
     
  2. Brian in Oregon

    Brian in Oregon Well-Known Member

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    And.... Why is the jackass the mascot of the Democrats?
     
  3. Jerbear

    Jerbear TS Member

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    Brian in Oregon, <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank">[​IMG]</a>

    May answer your question.

    Jerbear
     
  4. Andy Ott

    Andy Ott Guest

    Priceless!!!
     
  5. cdconley

    cdconley TS Member

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    If anyone is wondering what Bill is saying to the girl in the photo, I think it's something in the line of " I've got a little time and a cigar if you're interested".
     
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