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OT: On Passport renewal

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by mixer, Jun 16, 2008.

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  1. mixer

    mixer Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Coral Springs, Florida

    An actual letter for passport renewal to the passport office:

    Dear Sir,

    I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this. How is it that Radio Shack has my address and telephone number and knows that I bought a t.v. cable from them back in 1997, and yet, the
    Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

    For cripes sakes, do you guys do this by hand? My birth date you have on my social security card, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 30 years. It is on my health insurance card, my driver's license, on the last eight god---- passports I've had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that are done at election times.

    Would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Maryanne, my father's name is Robert and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I die!!!!!! SHIT!
    I apologize, I'm really p----- off this morning.

    Between you and me, I've had enough of this bull----! You send the application to my house,then you ask me for my f------ address. What is going on? You have a gang of Neanderthal asses working there??? Look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I don't want to dig up Yasser Arafat, for shit
    sakes. I just want to go and park my ass on a sandy beach.

    And would someone please tell me, why would you give a crap whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a chicken or a goat, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

    Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city and get another f------ copy of my birth certificate, to the tune of $60. Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot to assist in the issuance of a new passport the same day??

    Nooooo, that'd be too damn easy and maybe makes sense. You'd rather have us running all over the f-----' place like chickens with our heads cut off, then find some ass to confirm that it's really me on the goddamn
    picture - you know, the one where we're not allowed to smile?! (f------' morons) Hey, you know why we can't smile? We're totally pissed off! Signed - An Irate f------ Citizen.

    P.S. Remember what I said above about the picture and getting someone to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since 1776. I have served in the military for something over 30 years and have had security clearances up the yingyang. However, I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am - you know, someone like my doctor WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN COMMUNIST F------ CHINA !

    Sad but true

  2. ronbo142

    ronbo142 TS Member

    Jun 9, 2006
    In the same boat, been investigated for two years only to be treated like a piece of meat everytime a board a aircraft. By the way have brown hair, blue eyes and a anglo last name. Was at Quantico when a bunch of killers boarded airplanes and decided to commit mass murder in the name of GOD.

    So tell me why?


    Yup good old privacy, one agency cannot share information with another because of the ineptdude of the government employee. They cannot be trusted as demonstrted by the numbe of times they loose laptops with 30000 personal information files stored on the hard-drive.

    So get in line! Keep your eyes front and take a number, will get to you in a week or so.

  3. H82MIS

    H82MIS TS Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Last year flying to Punta Cana, Grandma (87 years old) in a freakin wheel chair and the bastards would not let her go thru the metal detector with the wheel chair,,,had to wait 45 mins for some useless POS to bring a walker to the check station,,,how about keeping a walker near by (a-holes)?????? yea, I know she looks like a terrorist too,,
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