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OT - OJ goes to Hell

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by halfmile, Oct 16, 2007.

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  1. halfmile

    halfmile Well-Known Member

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    Stop me if you heard this one............

    One day in the future, OJ Simpson has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. 'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'

    OJ thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dove in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. 'No,' OJ said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long.'

    The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. 'No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I wouldbe in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day,' commented OJ.

    The devil opened a third door. Through it, OJ saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. OJ looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finallysaid, 'Yeah man, I can handle this.'

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    -'OK, Monica, you're free to go.

    HM
     
  2. buzzgun

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    badarrump bump!
     
  3. Loyac

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    He will get his just reward... Sooner or later. John
     
  4. W.P.T.

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    The sooner he gets what he deserves the better ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  5. Hipshot 3

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    Where did Monica go? I don't think it was heaven! Back to the White House maybe? I think Hillary wants her vote.
     
  6. atashooter

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    Monica is waiting for Hillary to get elected. She will be standing outside the White House handing out cigars.
     
  7. dbcook

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    2 of o j,s break in buddies have pleaded out & are going to turn on o j. i bet when vegas is done with o j he will wish he hadn,t went to vegas. unless 1 of his buddies funnels him out of the country to someplace they don,t extradite back to the states.
     
  8. Tbonz411

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    Gives a whole new meaning to "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."
     
  9. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    How do you know ol' Lady Clinton wouldn't pardon him for 400K?
     
  10. halfmile

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    Maybe he can replace Vince Foster. Suits me.

    HM
     
  11. pendennis

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    You think the Aryan Brotherhood will take his "Rolex" as payment for protection?

    Best,
    Dennis
     
  12. gotbass

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    I hope the Aryan Brotherhood rides him like a rented mule.
     
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