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OT Monday Humor!!

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by BRGII, Sep 15, 2008.

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    SPAGHETTI

    For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
    One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to
    Ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money
    If she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
    If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child

    Support until the child turned 18.

    She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.

    To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
    Write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child
    Support payments to begin.

    One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
    'Honey, 'she said, 'You received a very strange post card
    Today.'
    'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The
    Wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
    And fainted.

    On the card was written:

    'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.

    Three with meatballs, two without.


    Send extra sauce!
     
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

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    thanks for the smile
     
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