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OT------Just for grins

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  1. trapshootin hippie

    trapshootin hippie Well-Known Member

    Apr 9, 2007
    Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their
    faces. The police Inspector calls the Coroner to find out what has happened.

    The Coroner tells the Inspector: "First body is a 72 Year Old Frenchman. He
    died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile."

    "The Second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars
    on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

    The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?"
    "Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Ole Swenson, from
    Minnesota, 30, struck by lightning."
    "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector.
    "Thought he was having his picture taken."

    Gne J
  2. Bruce Specht

    Bruce Specht Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    Near but not in chicago
    Ouch! LMAO thats a gut buster.
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