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OT - Joke: The Husband Store

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by dmarbell, Nov 5, 2007.

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  1. dmarbell

    dmarbell Active Member

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    The Husband Store

    A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.
    When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions
    at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6
    floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the
    flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose
    to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit
    the building!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have
    jobs.

    The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and
    are extremely good looking.

    "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have
    Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

    "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

    Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
    Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and
    Have A Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes
    to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
    this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
    to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
    just across the street.

    The 1st floor has wives that love sex.

    The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

    Danny
     
  2. Easystreet

    Easystreet Well-Known Member

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    GOOD ONE. LOL
     
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