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  1. texan4life

    texan4life TS Member

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    Riddle for the Day
    Hillary, Biden and Obama were on a donkey,
    in a boat, going down the river. The river rapids were extremely rough.
    The boat capsized. Who was saved?
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    AMERICA
     
  2. Bob_K

    Bob_K Well-Known Member

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    Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing south of Rome in Venice.

    The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience, hoping they will be able to allot minimal coverage, if any.

    The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the canals of Venice.

    They're admiring the sights and agreeing on moral issues when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto) blows off his head and out into the water.

    The gondolier starts to reach for the Pontiff's cap with his pole, but this move threatens to overturn the floating craft.

    Sarah waves the tour guide off, saying, 'Wait, wait. I'll take care of this. Don't worry.'

    She steps off the gondola onto the surface of the water and walks out to the Pope's hat, bends over and picks it up. She walks back across the water to the gondola and steps aboard.

    She hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

    The next morning the topic of conversation among Democrats in Congress, CBS
    News, NBC News, ABC News, CNN, the New York Times, Hollywood celebrities, and in France and Germany, is:

    ' PALIN CAN'T SWIM!.. '
     
  3. texan4life

    texan4life TS Member

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    From Larry the cable guy...

    Barack Obama, the lead Presidential Democratic Party candidate, is for
    banning all guns in America. He is considered by those who have dealt
    with him as a bit more than just a little self-righteous.

    At a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , he asked
    the audience for total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to
    slowly clap his hands once every few seconds, holding the audience in
    total silence.

    Then he said into the microphone, 'Children, every time I clap my hands
    together, a child in America dies from gun violence.'

    Then, little Richard Earl, with a proud East Texas drawl, pierced the
    quiet and said: ''Well, dumb-***, stop clapping!'
     
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