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OT It's that time! Luv Fest Friday!!!

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  1. luvnbearhugs1

    luvnbearhugs1 TS Member

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    Well people, here in the east the weather can not decide what it wants to do. Today's forecast is calling for rain, snow, sleet and who knows what else. But it's friday and the weekend is upon us so get out and do something about it!!!

    Have a hug luvin day!!!

    ****Insert Obligatory Joke of the Day here****

    A young man was staggering about drunk with a key in his hand.

    "What's going on?" inquired a passing cop.

    "They stole my car!" said the man.

    "Where did you last see it?"

    "On the end of this key!"

    The cop looked him over and said, "Are you aware, sir, that your privates are hanging out of your trousers?"

    "Holy Crap!" exclaimed the man. "They got my girlfriend too!"


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  2. CalvinMD

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    Just another thought for the day...

    "If guns cause crime, all of mine are defective."
    - Ted Nugent
     
  3. Big Dave

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    A young couple were contemplating marriage. She wanted to get married on Valentines day, He suggested Thanksgiving, saying "It won't be long until November." She replied "Oh, how long will it be then?"


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  4. Jerbear

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    Have a great day...

    Jerbear
     
  5. 100straight

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    I walked outside this morning at 6:30AM to a nice fresh cover of powder snow. Still snowing as I write. In Wisconsin they say the Robins must get snow on their tail 3 times after they get here before it is Spring. This is snow #2. One more snow and it's Spring! Yay!

    Shoot well and often,

    Mark.
     
  6. calilori

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    It's a beautiful day! The sun is shinging. My daughter is home for spring break and I'm going shooting all weekend. What more could a girl want?!?!?!??!
     
  7. luvnbearhugs1

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    This is me after the commute in the rain this morning. YUCKY!!

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    I will be shooting somewhere this weekend, just not sure where.

    Happy St. Patrick's Day ya'll!!! Don't drink too much green beer, because you don't know where it might have been!

    Luvn

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  8. blizzard

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    cool, a river of anti-freeze.

    brett d.
     
  9. Hanktheduece

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    I luv everyone! Thanks Luvnbearhugs. A toast for tomorrow.
    The horse and the mule live 30 years and never taste the wine or beer.
    The sheep and the goat they swiftly die and never taste the scotch or rye.
    The cow drinks water by the ton, and at eighteen eight its nearly done. All animals are strictly dry, they sinless and they swiftly die.
    But the meanest, greanest rum soaked men. Live for three score year and ten. And some of us, the very few, will stay pickled till we're a hundred and two.
    Slainte, to those who partake in the Uisce Beatha. I'll be at my shan cahir tomorrow. To avoid those omadon's who can't handle the poteen.
    HanktheDuece
     
  10. Jerbear

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    Hank... what in the hell did you just type?


    Jerbear
     
  11. calilori

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    Hank!!! Long time no see. I totally posted the picture of me in the Tigers hat and you disappeared and never saw it.
     
  12. recurvyarcher

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    Pionta Guinness, le do thoil.


    Ceann eile, le do thoil.


    Tabhair dom an rud céanna atá ag an fhear ar an urlár!
     
  13. Hauxfan

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    Come on, Devi. This is a family site. Please, no vulgarity here. ;-)

    Hauxfan!
     
  14. luvnbearhugs1

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    Don't you guys recognize a little Irish Gaelic when you see it? lol
     
  15. foghorn220

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    Calilori could you explain what the sun is actually doing when it is shinging.



    l.o.l.

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  16. JRW

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    Erin go bra-less Jerry
     
  17. Hap MecTweaks

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    The 5 secrets to a perfect relationship.

    1- It is important that a woman helps you around the house as well as having a job.

    2 - It is important that a woman makes you laugh

    3 - It is important you can find a woman that you can count on and that does not lie to you.

    4 - It is important that a woman is good in bed and loves making love with you.

    5 - It is extremely important that these 4 women do not know about each other.

    I received this email from a "man in the know?" He says he lovesum all. :) Hap
     
  18. Jerbear

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    *Husband and wife in bed together. *

    *She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. *

    *She: "Oh, that feels good." *

    *His hand moves to her breast.*

    * She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."*

    *His hand moves to her leg. *

    *She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."*

    *But he stops.*

    *She: "Why did you stop?" *

    *He: "I found the remote."*



    Jerbear
     
  19. Jerbear

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    Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last

    instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a

    drop of paint on their habits.

    After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock

    the door of the room, strip off their robes and habits, and paint

    naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.

    "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies
    a voice from

    the other side of the door.

    The two nuns look at each other and shrug and, deciding that no harm

    can come from letting a blind man into the room, so they open the door.




    "Nice boobs," says the man "Where do you want the blinds?"



    Jerbear
     
  20. luvnbearhugs1

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    A couple of Nuns were in an elevator with a man wearing a raincoat.
    The man opened his rain coat and flashed them. One nun turned very pale, clutched her chest and said "I think I'm going to have a stoke"
    The other Nun said, "A STROKE?!? My God I'd never touch the thing!"
     
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