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OT It' the Mother Load of Luv Fest Fridays!!!

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  1. luvnbearhugs1

    luvnbearhugs1 TS Member

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    Hey folks, It's friday and you know what that means!! It's time for the LUV FEST! This weekend is Mother's Day. Make sure you tell that special mother (or 2 or 4 or 5) how much you love and appreciate them. It's going to be a nice weekend here in the east, albeit a little humid and warm, but hey, it beats the heck out of 14 degrees and snow blowing in your face!!! Get out and enjoy the weekend!!

    Hugs from me to all the Mother's on TS.com

    Luvn

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  2. FarmerD

    FarmerD TS Member

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    Great Joke hairy and happy Mothers day luvnbearhugs1. Richard
     
  3. lumper

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    I was an orphan and really had no mothers to speak of ... about the only thing that was changed faster than the mothers at the home was the bed sheets. ;-(

    Bah Humbug ... just another Sunday this will be.
     
  4. luvnbearhugs1

    luvnbearhugs1 TS Member

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    Hey Lumper,

    I'll adopt you. I have alot of luvn to go around!

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  5. Jim101

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    A little mother's day humor. Jim


    Why My Lips Stayed Chapped on Mother's Day


    So, we had this great 10 year old cat named Jack who just recently died. Jack was a great cat and the kids would carry him around and sit on him and nothing ever bothered him. He used to hang out and nap all day long on this mat in our bathroom. Well we have 3 kids and at the time of this story they were 4 years old, 3 years old and 1 year old. The middle one is Eli. Eli really loves chapstick. LOVES it. He kept asking to use my chapstick and then losing it.

    So finally one day I showed him where in the bathroom I keep my chapstick and how he could use it whenever he wanted to but he needed to put it right back in the drawer when he was done. Last year on Mother's Day, we were having the typical rush around and try to get ready for Church with everyone crying and carrying on. My two boys are fighting over the toy in the cereal box. I am trying to nurse my little one at the same time I am putting on my make-up. Everything is a mess and everyone has long forgotten that this is a wonderful day to honor me and the amazing job that is motherhood.

    We finally have the older one and and the baby loaded in the car and I am looking for Eli. I have searched everywhere and I finally round the corner to go into the bathroom. And there was Eli. He was applying my chapstick very carefully to Jack's . . . rear end. Eli looked right into my eyes and said "chapped." Now if you have a cat, you know that he is right--their little butts do look pretty chapped. And, frankly, Jack didn't seem to mind. And the only question to really ask at that point was whether it was the FIRST time Eli had done that to the cat's behind or the hundredth. And THAT is my favorite Mother's Day moment ever because it reminds us that no matter how hard we try to civilize these glorious little creatures, there will always be that day when you realize they've been using your chapstick on the cat's butt.
     
  6. Roger IL

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    Hot damn! lay it on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Roger
     
  7. lumper

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    Dear Mommy ... Happy Mothers Day now where is all my back allowance with interest compounded monthly? I could take a couple of nice new Perrazis and/or Kreigoffs instead of my allowance.

    Your Shooting Son ... Mr Lumper

    :)))
     
  8. luvnbearhugs1

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    Dear loving Son Lumper,

    I am sorry we've only just been reunited. You know that I would gladly have spent years on my knees scrubbing the floors to save the money to buy you those guns. Instead though, I used the money to pay the gardner to mow the grass, the trash folks to take out the garbage, the mechanic to check my oil and the housekeeper to clean the house. So while I would love to oblige you, it appears we're about even.

    Now if you would like to come over and help paint the house and fix the fence, we can negotiate a couple flats of shells.

    Love Mom

    No Charge

    My little boy came up to me in the kitchen one evening while I was fixing supper, and he handed me a piece of paper that he had been writing on. After I dried myr hands on an apron, I read it, and this is what it said:

    For cutting the grass $5.00
    For cleaning up my room this week $1.00
    For going to the store for you .50
    Baby-sitting my kid brother while you went shopping .25
    Taking out the garbage $1.00
    For getting a good report card $5.00
    For cleaning up and raking the yard $2.00
    Total owed: $14.75



    Well, I'll tell you, I looked at him standing there expectantly, and boy, could I had the memories flashing through my mind. So I picked up the pen, turned over the paper he'd written on, and this is what I wrote:

    For the nine months I carried you while you were growing inside me, No Charge.

    For all the nights that I've sat up with you, doctored and prayed for you, No Charge.

    For all the trying times, and all the tears that you've caused through the years, there's No Charge.

    When you add it all up, the cost of my love is No Charge.

    For all the nights that were filled with dread, and for the worries I knew were ahead, No Charge.

    For the toys, food, clothes, and even wiping your nose, there's No Charge, Son.

    And when you add it all up, the full cost of real love is No Charge.

    Well, friends, when my son finished reading what I had written, there were great big old tears in his eyes, and he looked straight up at me and said, "Mom, I sure do love you." And then he took the pen and in great big letters he wrote: "PAID IN FULL."
     
  9. lumper

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    Dear Mom ... I am truly sorry and I beg for your forgiveness. Please send me your address, I would like to send you an "r" for mothers day since it seems you scubbed it all out while doing the floor. :)

    Your dear son ... Lumper
     
  10. luvnbearhugs1

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    My Dear Son Lumper,

    I fixed it. Thank you. Will you be over for supper?

    Love Mom
     
  11. lumper

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    That all depends ... will we be having Stoefers?
     
  12. recurvyarcher

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    Happy Mother's Day (a little early) to all my girls on ts.com!!!! I am going to be doing what **I** love most on mother's day...SHOOT!!! Zone shoot this weekend. It'll be a darned happy day for me.
     
  13. Pull & Mark

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    Thanks again Luvn, That truly was a very nice story for all the mothers out there for mothers day. HAPPY MOTHERS DAY to all of you out there. Break-em all. Jeff
     
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