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OT, it must suck to get old !!!!!!!!!!!!

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  1. prince_of_darkness

    prince_of_darkness TS Member

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    damn im glad im not old, from some of the post on here, i take it must really suck to be old, one thread talks about a guy haveing his pucker removed from his rectum and how he no has to wear depends. another thread has several guys compareing viagra to cealis. poor guys cant function right anymore, ruin a pair of shoes every time they go to urrinate but are to proud to squate, or their knees are shot to hell and cant. others cant see good enuff anymore to shoot or see the toilet in front of them so they just splatter all around. most of you old farts cant sleep threw the night with out getting up 4 or 5 times to take a leak, which turns out just to be a dribble.

    then the worries they have with the wives, "refering to the viagra" hearts to weak to take viagra so now they worrie about if their wife is cheaten on them cause they cant satisfie her in bed anymore.

    im damn im not old glad im not 50 or above , it must suck.
     
  2. kelly andersen

    kelly andersen TS Member

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    yup, it does!!!!! you'll see LOL
     
  3. timb99

    timb99 Well-Known Member

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    Well Prince, you're probably right. Unfortunately, the alternative to getting old is to DIE.

    Despite its obvious drawbacks, I think I'll choose to continue to get old.

    And those guys talking about Viagra? Heck, porn stars use Viagra. Maybe those guys are porn stars!
     
  4. Chango2

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    Hi Prince of Darkness,

    Yup it sucks to get old; I find that I am pursued by lots of women under age 50 to see if I can...well, still function, and they are surprised that I can. This novelty that they perceive brings me so much activity that I think I may give up going to the range. I don't need viagra, but wish I could afford some to meet the curiosity of more younger women. I also have found that my distance vision improved to 20/15 and my trap scores are going up. I have several canes for stealth use at Leisure World and get hit on by attractive women 55 and up that still "need some" 'cause they are on premarin...I also so enjoy discounts right and left in life. And my wife, come to think of it, looks better and better due to plastic surgery.

    By the way, isn't the Prince of Darkness actually Joseph Lucas?

    Oh damn, the alarm clock went off...now where are my dentures and pills for that gd prostate infection...see ya...
     
  5. Stetson 33

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    Getting older brings wisdom at least it's suppose to.I'll take growing older with all the experiences along the way.I wouldn't trade raising a family as that's
    the best years of my life.It's true once you get over 50 the sins of what you've done during your life have a way of catching up with you but what to heck.
    I wake up in morning and thank the lord and face the new day.I am just not as fast as I use to be but I use the wisdom and the experience I have gained through the years to offset my physical shortfalls.

    Stetson
     
  6. code5coupe

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    While I'm not as fast as I once was, I do seem to have more fun getting there.

    Seriously, Prince, it really ain't all that bad.

    (as someone already said: "you'll see....")
     
  7. halfmile

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    Age and cunning wins out over youth and vigor every time.

    HM
     
  8. Roger IL

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    Getting old is much better than the alternative............Roger
     
  9. Jerry944t

    Jerry944t Well-Known Member

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    I'm not getting old but my body sure as hell is. In my mind I'm youthful but every once in a while I pass a mirror and then it's damn, who's that old guy.
     
  10. Earl4140

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    P_O_D: "damn im glad im not old from some of the post on here..." IMHO this the sorriest Fishing (including Trolling) expedition ever launched. POD I don't know how old you are. I assume you aren't a Geezer. You are show casing your stupidy, which knows no bounds. Can't get it up? I thought so.

    FWIW Most of the Geezers (75+) are crawling between their ladies legs yelling "Let me see your panties". If she goes 'Commando' the yell is "Let me see your pudum". When they come in from shooting they flop down on the floor and yell 'Sit on my face'! The Super Geezers (90+) are in Wheel Chairs or on Walkers. They keep a broom handle handy and poke the old girl in the butt every time she gets close enough hoping to scare up some 'Action'.

    FWIW I suggest you read my 'O/T R U OK? I'm fine O/T" Post. Here is a taste. " By Sharon Jayson, USA TODAY Whether it's low sex or no sex, two new books attempt to dispel the gender stereotype that women have all the "headaches." The Sex-Starved Wife,by Michele Weiner Davis, and He's Just Not Up for It Anymore, by Bob Berkowitz and Susan Yager-Berkowitz, quash the idea that men are always ready for sex. USA TODAY spoke with the authors about men who aren't in the mood. Q: Is there an average or normal amount of sexual activity among married couples, and how does it change with time? ..."

    They are called the Golden Years and they are truly Golden if you have enough money to shoot. The Geezers are truly living on the edge. Sky Diving without
    a parachute, Playing Russian Roulett with an auto loader. Not knowing if you will be here tomorrow makes each day special. Earl Hamman 87-99624
     
  11. prince_of_darkness

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    come on guys, fess up how much it really sucks, you all are poping pills 24-7 just to function. you take pilss to get errections, you take pills to controll your blood pressure, you take pills to dissolve the years of lard built up in your blood vessels, you take pills to regrow hair that youve lost over the years, its a endless life of takeing pills, if your doctor was a DVM he would put you down.
     
  12. incognito

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    The world is full of young women who are mostly interested in how much money a man makes. I used to wonder why the really good looking women were often with older men. Yeh, they're mostly just eye candy, and don't do much work around the house and they have squat for brains, but it's great to teach them all the things that age has taught me (all the while enjoying their youthfulness), and when they get too bitchy I find another one. In the process I get what I want, and they get exactly what their greed deserves. Pretty cool, heh.
     
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    if you make it to "old age", Prince, I hope all the evils of which you speak are visited upon your sorry butt and then you can comment and give us your sage advice on growing old....but that may presume too much...
     
  14. Porcupine

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    As you are, I was; As I am, you will be.

    Father Time and Mother Nature spare no one.
     
  15. gdbabin

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    A sage one once stated, "I'm not old and I'm not wise, but I'm getting older and I'm getting wiser."

    I used to have a phobia about the thought of using ED medications one day, and then a younger friend of mine pointed out the benefits realized even in the most virile and youthful. It's no secret the products are used widely in the porn industry by the pros.

    Prince,

    Watch your back my friend lest an "old" hand, primed and ready to please, which has the charm and experience to wow the fairer sex, steal your harem!

    Guy Babin
     
  16. Jerbear

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    PRINCE_OF_DARKNESS, "then the worries they have with the wives, "refering to the viagra" hearts to weak to take viagra so now they worrie about if their wife is cheaten on them cause they cant satisfie her in bed anymore.

    im damn im not old glad im not 50 or above , it must suck."


    When you can lick you eyebrows, she's not going anywhere.


    Take that to the bank....... Jerbear
     
  17. chatbrat

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    Hey Hoosier Daddy, you reminded me of one of the funniest things I ever experienced in the navy. I was on the USS Sam Rayburn, SSBN-635(Gold), well the Chief of the Boat was saying I tired of working like a horse, & said I might as well go around like one-As he was parading around the engineering spaces the Capt. with two visiting congressmen entered. It was great. The COB has passsed awayed but he showed'em & he probably laughing in heaven.----Phil
     
  18. mudbug

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    Prince - I'm only 74, but you can bet that getting older isn't for sissies!

    Milt
     
  19. Shooting Coach

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    No big deal. I took an Advanced Law Enforcement Training Camp last October and came in second overall on a routine they call the Hoffner Drill. It will test your mettle. The Trainer (Brian Hoffner) is looking over his left shoulder. I am next to last on the other end of the lineup.

    I am the oldest person in this photo, was the oldest person in 155 to take the class. Made a lot of young firep!$$ers mad when I out shot and out thought them under stress.

    Oops! Got to put on fresh Depends, put in my dentures, and put new batteries in my hearing aids! LOL
     
  20. Barrelbulge(Fl)

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    POD, my dad died when he was 31. His older brother was 33, and his younger brother was 41. All heart attacks.I turned 61 in Dec. and when people in a joking manner tell me I am getting old I laugh a say yep isn't it great. Every year I take time to thank god for another year.Yep I have all the health problems us old folk get but I've had most of them since my early forties.The big thing is I am still looking at the grass and not the roots so I feel great.Yeah I'm happy as $hit with every day that goes by. Keep looking behind you cause every day father time is gaining on you. Until then enjoy your youth. Mike.
     
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