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(OT) Iowa Psyclone Cat......

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Hauxfan, Sep 13, 2007.

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  1. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

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    A guy walks into a bar wearing a Cyclone's jersey and carrying a cat that also
    has a Cyclone jersey on with a little Cyclone helmet on his head, too.

    The guy says to the bartender, "Can my cat and I watch the Cyclone's game here? My TV is broke and my cat and I always watch the game together".

    The bartender replies, "Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed in the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask
    you to leave."

    The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game.

    Pretty soon the Cyclones kick a field goal and the excited cat jumps up on
    the bar and runs from one end to the other giving everyone a high five.

    The bartender says, "Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a
    touchdown?"

    The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."

    Hauxfan!
     
  2. chessney

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    Now I can understand that if was a Clevland Browns shirt...Pgh Ziggy
     
  3. maltzahn

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    Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

    (Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones' football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after players reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the GOAL LINE.









    Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
     
  4. jackmitch

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    ha ha ha that damn cat better be dancin in the streets of ames saturday after noon. i'd say from the sound of it if the psyclones score a td then they should be declared the winners cause it should be impossible. hope no more hawks get ahold of someone elses credit cards before the game.(cheap shot i know but it's all i could come up with)jackmitch
     
  5. Hauxfan

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    All in good fun.......I just hope it's a good game and no one gets hurt.

    Hauxfan!
     
  6. tachyon

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    Well Haux, we still don't know what the cat will do when the cyclones score a touchdown but I hear he is a mite tired after the 5 field goals today.

    You got your wish... a great game...
     
  7. jackmitch

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    great game it was. i was on pins and needles the entire second half. nuff said.jackmitch
     
  8. Hauxfan

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    Not the outcome I was hoping for, but someone has to lose.

    Great suspenseful game. Decided with one second left on the clock. Don't get no closer than that. Hauxfan!
     
  9. jackmitch

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    haven't seen maltzie on here since the game i wonder why. is he avoiding some ribbing. jack
     
  10. Hauxfan

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    Naw, I don't think a little ribbing would bother Maltzie at all. He gets enough from his literate friend from down south......If you get my drift......lol

    Hauxfan!
     
  11. timb99

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    Hauxfan,

    Are you still a Hauxfan???

    Just kidding, I know you are.

    I'm still a Husker fan.
     
  12. maltzahn

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    I never turn the puter on during the weekends. :>))




    >
    > One foggy night an Iowa fan was heading south and an
    > ISU fan was driving
    > north.
    >
    > While crossing a narrow bridge they hit each other
    > head-on, mangling
    > both cars.
    >
    > The Cyclone fan manages to climb out of his car and
    > survey the damage.
    >
    > He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm
    > lucky to be alive".
    >
    > Likewise, the Hawkeye fan gets out of his car
    > uninjured, he too, feeling
    > fortunate to have survived.
    >
    > The Hawkeye fan walks over to the Cyclone fan and
    > says, "Hey, man, I
    > think this is a sign that we should put away our
    > petty differences and
    > live as friends instead of being rivals."
    >
    > The Cyclone fan thinks for a moment and says, "You
    > know, you're
    > absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm
    > going to see if
    > something else survived the wreck."
    >
    > The Cyclone fan then pops open the trunk of his car
    > and removes a full
    > undamaged bottle of Jack Daniels. He says to the
    > Hawkeye fan, "I think
    > this is another sign that we should toast to our
    > newfound friendship."
    >
    > The Hawkeye fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After
    > sucking down half of
    > the bottle, the Hawkeye fan hands the bottle back to
    > the Cyclone fan and
    > says, "Your turn".
    >
    > The Cyclone fan calmly twists the cap back on the
    > bottle, throws the
    > rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river
    > and says, "Nah, I
    > think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
    >
    > Its football time in Iowa. GO ISU!!
     
  13. jackmitch

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    yeah for maltzie he is not a one sided hawks or death guy. i saw a van in iowa city today that had a cyclone emblem next to a hawk emblem on the hood. i bet hes popular in iowa city right now. jack
     
  14. jackmitch

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    in what sport pullll.
     
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