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OT: Humor

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Bob_K, Jul 25, 2009.

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  1. Bob_K

    Bob_K Well-Known Member

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    An old Italian Mafia Don is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside.
    " Guido, I wanna you lissina me. I wanna you to take-a my chrome plated .38
    revolver so you will always remember me."

    "But grandpa, I really don't like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex
    watch instead?"

    "You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna
    have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of
    bambinos "

    "Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with
    another man ...

    "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Time's Up'?"
     
  2. stokinpls

    stokinpls Well-Known Member

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    For those of you that liked Carlin and those that didn't, here's one of his better ones. If you are offended by cussing, better turn the sound down.
     
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