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OT Hey! Duck Off! lol

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by luvnbearhugs1, May 4, 2007.

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  1. luvnbearhugs1

    luvnbearhugs1 TS Member

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    FIVE DOCS & A DUCK


    Five doctors went duck shooting one day. Included in the group were a general practitioner, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist.


    After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. "I'm not quite sure it's a duck," he said, "I think that I will have to get a second opinion." And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.


    Another bird appeared in the sky thereafter. This time the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. "I'll have to do some more investigations," he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.


    Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. "Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?" The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.


    Finally a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM!! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him. "Go see if that was a duck, will you?
     
  2. Quack Shot

    Quack Shot Active Member

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    Hey, watch those Duck jokes! I might resemble that!
     
  3. luvnbearhugs1

    luvnbearhugs1 TS Member

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    Don't worry Ducky, I got you covered. lol
     
  4. recurvyarcher

    recurvyarcher Well-Known Member

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    Ducks have webbed feet. Next time I see quack shot, I hope he has sandals on. I want to check out those toes.
     
  5. Duck

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    I do resemble that!. :)
     
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