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(OT) Fact Or Fiction.......

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by Hauxfan, Mar 8, 2007.

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  1. Hauxfan

    Hauxfan Well-Known Member

    Jan 29, 1998
    A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said
    "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome and with experience on
    Broadway, he had the right credentials.

    The agent asked, "What's your name?"

    The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian."

    The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order to get into
    Hollywood , you are going to have to change your name."

    "I will NOT change my name! The van Lesbian name is centuries old,
    I will not disrespect my grandfather by changing my name. Not ever."

    The agent said, "Sir, I have worked in Hollywood for years... you will
    NEVER go far in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian! I'm
    telling you, you will HAVE TO change your name or I will not be able to
    represent you."

    "So be it! I guess we will not do business together" the guy said and
    he left the agent's office.

    FIVE YEARS LATER..... The agent opens an envelope sent to his office.
    Inside the envelope is a letter and a check for $50,000. The agent is
    awe-struck, who would possibly send him $50,000? He reads the letter

    "Dear Sir, Five years ago, I came into your office wanting to become an
    actor in Hollywood , you told me I needed to change my name. Determined
    to make it with my God-given birth name, I refused. You told me I would
    never make it in Hollywood with a name like Penis van Lesbian. After I
    left your office, I thought about what you said. I decided you were

    I had to change my name. I had too much pride to return to your
    office, so I signed with another agent. I would never have made it
    without changing my name, so the enclosed check is a token of my

    Thank you for your advice..


    Dick van Dyke

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