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OT Couple of Jokes!

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  1. BRGII

    BRGII TS Member

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    LETTERS DEAR ABBY ADMITTED
    SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER

    Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is
    a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her
    mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never
    seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could
    be Lebanese?
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    Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and
    Violence on my VCR?
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    Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not
    even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.
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    Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been
    on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy
    friend should share half the cost but I don't know him well enough to
    discuss money with him.
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    Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around
    and, when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said
    it would never happen again.
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    Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who
    was in a good Christian home turn against his own?
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    Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how
    do I get out?
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    Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist
    $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
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    Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know
    he drank until one night he came home sober.
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    Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going
    through mental pause.
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    Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in
    sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in
    sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?
     
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