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OT: Breading Cats

Discussion in 'Off Topic Threads' started by Tron, Feb 1, 2012.

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  1. Tron

    Tron Supporting Vendor Supporting Vendor

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    Lately, I've become interested in breeding Cats. Maybe find some hard to find breeds and see how to go about getting into the business. I was Googling "Breading Cats" by accident and all sorts of pictures of Cats came up with bread over their heads (try it yourself and Google "Breading Cats"). I found this very intriguing, and couldn't help but notice that there was a loaf of marbled pumpernickle that just so happened to be sitting on the counter.

    Here are some pictures that I've Googled:

    <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Tronspace/?action=view¤t=catbread.png" target="_blank"> catbread.png </a>


    <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Tronspace/?action=view¤t=catbread2.png" target="_blank"> catbread2.png </a>

    Ok, here's my very own Kitty. This wasn't as easy as I thought it would be and I don't suggest even attempting unless you have at least 1 box of Bandaids handy.

    <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Tronspace/?action=view¤t=DSCN0792.jpg" target="_blank"> DSCN0792.jpg </a>
     
  2. rustygun

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    I thought you were refering to this.
     
  3. yvonne

    yvonne Banned User Banned

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    First I was going to give you the shit about "breading" cats instead of "breeding" cats. Thought you were one of those non-spellers. Then I just sat here laughing my As* off at the pictures. Joe, you are one sick puppy ;) You should check out this website. My cat loving daughter actually has pictures of her cat monsters on here.
     
  4. ddrsuz

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    I had exactly the same response, was all loaded for bear to tease you about the proper way to bake a breaded cat, or discussions about whether you like to use egg batter or just milk to bread you cat, but you were all over it. Good job.
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  5. rpeerless

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    lol what a difference a litter makes.
     
  6. g7777777

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    I need 2 yard cats

    We will feed them and even let them in the garage if the weather gets too bad or the coyotes come out to feed

    Would prefer if they were spayed

    Regards from Iowa

    Gene
     
  7. Sam Ogle

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    I heard a kid say one time: "It will come down." "You've never seen a cat skeleton in a tree, have you?"

    Sam Ogle, Lincoln, NE
     
  8. kiv-c

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    If I tried something like that with our cat he would patiently wait until we were through having our little fun and then go take a revenge dump in the most inappropriate place he could find...
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  9. Shooting Sailor

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    Breading isn't necessary if you slow roast 'em.
     
  10. Bob Hawkes

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    Parker, that's too funny, and I guess I haven't.
     
  11. ShootinSue

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    Tron, I haven't laughed that hard in days......Kitty's expression is priceless!

    Sue
     
  12. m70win

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    Haven't tried this one yet. Here Kitty Kitty.....
    Beer Can Cat - Includes a Beverage!


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    1 Cat

    1 Can of beer (any brand)

    1 tsp garlic powder

    1 tsp onion powder

    1 tsp salt

    1 tsp ground pepper

    1/2 tsp chili powder


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    Mix spices and rub over cat. Drink half the can of beer and then place beer can into rear of cat and stand cat tripod-like on BBQ. Rotate in 30 minutes. Cook for a total of one hour.

    Smoke flavouring helps.
     
  13. ShootinSue

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    Tron, Try this next...........you think Kitty will go for it?
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  14. gdbabin

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    Where is Kitty's breadface Tron???

    Does he think he's way too cool for such shenanigans?



    Guy B.
     
  15. Tron

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    Kitty was the last picture....not too happy. BUT, I just read through "Cat Breading Secrets", you know, that book about fitting pieces of bread on Cat's heads? Anyway, the reason Kitty was so upset was that I didn't cut the head hole quite large enough, so the "BP" (bread pressure) was bothering his ears. I went ahead and made some adjustments and as you can see, he's a much happier Cat.

    <a href="http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v712/Tronspace/?action=view&current=DSCN0795.jpg" target="_blank"> DSCN0795.jpg </a>
     
  16. bigbore613

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    What, no cathead Biscuits ? good one Tron. Jeff
     
  17. BigBadBob

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    I think it's illegal to breed with cats. At least it is here in Missouri

    A load of 3" mag 6's will get almost any cat out of a tree, very quickly.
     
  18. short shucker

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    I heard no one make mention that cats taste best when wrapped with bacon before slow roasting.

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  19. BigBadBob

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    Everything taste better wrapped in bacon. And maybe even a little Italian Dressing. I think vegetarians even eat bacon, they just lie about it.
     
  20. RickN

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    Humph, I didn't think you liked cats.......





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