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OT Another Blonde Joke

Discussion in 'Uncategorized Threads' started by FarmerD, Jul 18, 2007.

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  1. FarmerD

    FarmerD TS Member

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    THE BLONDE FROM ALABAMA

    Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive

    blonde woman from Alabama arrives and bet twenty-thousand dollars on

    a single roll of the dice.

    She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless."

    With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, baby....

    Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

    As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down... And squealed... "YES!

    YES! I WON! I WON!"

    She hugged each of the dealers... And then picked up her winnings and her clothes,

    and quickly departed.

    The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What

    did she roll?"

    The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

    Moral ---


    Not all Southerners are stupid.
    Not all blondes are dumb.
    But, all men..... Are still men.
     
  2. Janet

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    "You got that right"says this blond, men will always be men, but blondes can change their hair! L.O.L.
     
  3. ec90t

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    BLKLAB,

    I've not heard that one before. Very funny stuff!

    ec90t
     
  4. TommyTEREX

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    BLKLAB, Good one, LOL, so did the wife.

    Tom R.
     
  5. W.P.T.

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    The reason a lot of woman color their hair blonde is so they can have an excuse to act stupid and do some really dumb things ... They actually believe that they are blonde because they change the color of their hair, now that just goes to show you how smart some of them really are ... WPT ... (YAC) ...
     
  6. FarmerD

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    HUH!!!
     
  7. gungal

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    Two blondes were walking down the street when one stopped and said to the other "Darn...ther goes my husband into the flower shop to get me some flowers."

    To which the other replied "What's wrong with that?"

    The first one said "It means I'll have to spend the weekend on my back with my legs in the air!"

    to which the ther blonde replied " You don't have a vase??"
     
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