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Ot a mandatory history lesson Friday joke

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  1. schutzemgud

    schutzemgud TS Member

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    I'm posting this for historical purposes only and to insure my fellow trapshooters are up to date,

    WHO IS JACK SCHITT?

    For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

    We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'
    Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
    intellectual way.

    Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
    magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

    In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
    produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

    Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
    school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
    Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt
    Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
    rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children,
    Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and
    subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

    Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
    returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

    Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

    Sincerely,
    Crock O. Schitt

    As you can see the history behind this lesson was some good schitt.

    Mike
     
  2. dverna

    dverna Active Member

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    Mike,
    That was good.
    Don
     
  3. Pull & Mark

    Pull & Mark Well-Known Member

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    I am laughing my xxx off. I'm bow my head to the master. Thank's for making my week. Break-em all. Jeff
     
  4. schutzemgud

    schutzemgud TS Member

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    Don and Jeff you are obviously men of great intelligence and character.

    Mike
     
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