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Discussion in 'Politics, Elections & Legislation' started by pullhit, Jun 12, 2012.

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  1. pullhit

    pullhit TS Member

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    Two men were having coffee, when one of them said: Last night, my son just
    walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately,
    rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV,
    stereo, iPhone , iPod , and my laptop . Please give my jewelry to the
    Salvation Army or Goodwill . Then sell my car. Take my front door key away
    from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me
    again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to
    my brother."

    The other man said: "Wow , he really said that?"

    "Well, he didn't put it quite that way. He actually said...'Dad, I've
    decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign.'
  2. John Galt

    John Galt TS Member

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    Good one!!!
  3. Catpower

    Catpower Well-Known Member

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    That it is
  4. quartering

    quartering Active Member

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    not to worry, the government will provide for the kid whatever his father won't
  5. Texshooter

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    good one! AJ
  6. Shooting Jack

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    Now that was funny. Jackie B.
  7. Stl Flyn

    Stl Flyn Active Member

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    Sounds like the spoiled little bastard should have been thrown out long before that!
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