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  1. grnberetcj

    grnberetcj Active Member

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    Subject: Montana Golfing Rules


    The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin, Helena, and Lewis and Clark National Forests Golf Courses.


    They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears unexpectedly. They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a bear.


    It is also a good idea to watch for signs of bear activity. Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear droppings on the golf course. Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

    Grizzly bear droppings have bells, golf-gloves and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray
     
  2. BIGDON

    BIGDON Well-Known Member

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    Curt; Thanks for the warning in case I go west this year.

    Don
     
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    Thanks for the heads-up, I'll be alert for that.

    Old Cowboy
     
  4. BIGDON

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    Naw the tigers hang out around the Sporting Clays courses. Sporters taste better and they can't hit anything moving.

    Don
     
  5. ric3677

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    Juno,

    We have plenty of the other variety of cat here in Montana. Not as big as tiger, but big enough to eat you anyway. LOL

    Rickyd
     
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    An old cowboy sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
    As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.

    She turned to the cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

    He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working cows,
    Going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves,bailing hay, doctoring calves,
    Cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs,
    So I guess I am a cowboy.'

    She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women.
    As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women.
    When I shower, I think about women.
    When I watch TV, I think about women.
    I even think about women when I eat.
    It seems that everything makes me think of women.'

    The two sat sipping in silence.

    A little while later, a man
    sat down on the other side
    of the old cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'

    He replied, 'I always thought I was,
    But I just found out that I'm a lesbian.'
     
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